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5 out of 5 stars
(22user reviews)
Fuckoffee Bermondsey 2015

Time Out says

An insulting coffee shop (in name only) that's decked out in a mish mash of styles and colours.



Address: 163-167 Bermondsey St
Transport: Tube: Borough
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Users say (22)

5 out of 5 stars

Average User Rating

4.5 / 5

Rating Breakdown

  • 5 star:15
  • 4 star:4
  • 3 star:2
  • 2 star:1
  • 1 star:0
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1 of 1 found helpful

Lost my virginity in the toilet. Coffee is superb. Owner's a bit of a twat.

1 of 1 found helpful

The best coffee shop in my neighbourhood.  If you visit, I recommend wearing Ugg boots (they'll give you a discount, they love the Uggs) and be sure to ask them about their gluten free coffee, they love catering for privileged hipsters.  Their coffee and pastries are top notch too.


I think I’ve discovered my new favourite coffee shop in the London Bridge area. Cool background music with a relaxed informal atmosphere and funky décor with espresso cup lights, cool art work, neon lighting and film memorabilia.

This place is very busy around lunchtimes but food and drinks are decently priced and you even get a loyalty card too. Coffee is good here and organic… There is even a place where you can leave your bike and it’s pet friendly too. The service has always been friendly and efficient plus there is free Wi-Fi.

The coffee is great. But I don't see why sitting inside warrants a paper cup. I asked them and they told me they didn't have time to waste washing up. I think what they mean is they'd rather throw away cups all day than pay for enough people to run a cafe properly. 

I went into this shop as a blind person. The staff were lovely and courteous. The owner came and touched my arm to see if I needed anything. Now I can see. 

The first thing that I saw was how ugly I looked in the mirror. So, I rate the shop however I cannot get over how hideous I look. I make Lena Dunham look attractive. Not sure I'll be leaving the house again.

Are you coming for coffee? - supposedly there was some offence take to this stand out pun. Who cares? This place does great coffee and wholesome hearty soups for a very reasonable price.

Great place to sit and watch the day go by, good coffee, nice staff and relaxed atmosphere.


At lunch time, it's not easy to find a space to sit here and there is always a massive (but quick turning) queue. The sandwiches here aren't the best, if you're looking for lunch I would suggest one of their many soups. I had the sweet potato one and it was delicious. But get here quick as the soup is popular and often they run out of some types before lunch time is over! The flat white here was faultless - velvety and rich. The tables and chairs need a really good clean but it's that's just down to how busy it gets here. I just wished that it wasn't so popular!


I love a pun, love a trendy coffee shop, and love somewhat distasteful humour but as far as Fuckoffee goes I was not really into it. The music was a bit much, lots of bleeps and bloops that sent me hightailing out of there half-drunken latte in hand for some quiet. Along with this all of their drinks are served in paper cups, as a self proclaimed eco-warrior this did not fly in my book. If you can get past the odd music choice it is actually quite nice, the service was lovely and the decoration is very quirky. It’s fair to say you’ll definitely have something to look at while you’re sipping away!


Love a place with a good sense of humour. And when they sell great coffee and delicious pastel de natas, you know you have a winner. I recommend to try out their special gluten-free bottled water. Felt like a new person after drinking that stuff. Good spot after a visit to the White Cube across the road.

As well as being the best named coffee shop around, the coffee here is awesome. Good wifi, relaxed staff.

It's an amazing place with a cosy and arty atmosphere with great music (perfect as a background as everyone have laptops open here.) Always full of nice and friendly people, staff are great too.

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