Restaurants, British Dartmouth Park
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A café on Swains Lane.


Venue name: Kalendar
Address: 15A Swains Lane
N6 6QX
Transport: Tube: Gospel Oak rail/214, C2, C11, C12 bus
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Always was a little slow and service is "casual" - but now portions are kid sized so really quite expensive, plates are cleared - WHILST YOU ARE STILL EATING.

Not recommended

Had the worst meal in a long time here! Decided to order the lunch special which was advertised on the chalk board - fried squid with rice and a spicy tomato sauce; awful everything cold! It was not only my dish, my niece’s polenta and aubergine dish was also cold and bland. Puddings weren't any better, I ordered fruit crumble, which when it arrived looked more like muesli. Service was pretty bad, bordering on patronising. I too fondly remember Cafe Mozart, what a shame!

I'm go grossed out I just have to warn everyone! I would have written to them but they have to email address. I used to go here all the time, just went in for teas and a snack and it has gone seriously down hill. There were 2 flies buzzing around our table, the loos looked like they hadn't been cleaned for weeks, dust every where, no soap, dirty floors, I could even see in the kitchen which had the filthiest floor ever. I will not be going again! Plus I went in on a Monday morning so your would think they would have cleaned after the weekend rush, they definitely hadn't!!