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Adult Christmas pantomimes and shows in London

Forget the kids. From 18-plus pantos to cabaret naughtiness, these shows will give you a festive night out, with none of the cliches.

Andrzej Lukowski
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Christmas isn’t just for kids: come the festive season, London’s fringes fill up with adult pantomimes that are strictly 18-plus. 

London's best alternative Chrismas shows at a glance:

We’ve gathered them together here – plus also a selection of other shows running over the Christmas period that are aimed at adults but chime with the seasonal vibes, either in terms of being overtly Christmassy or simply offering a good times night out that chimes with the general vibes of the ‘party’ season. Obviously there’s lots of theatre running over Christmas that isn’t very Christmassy, but this list ignores regular plays and musicals and focusses on cabaret-style entertainments and – for want of a better term – shows you might go on a big Christmas night out to.

If you’re dicing with Santa’s naughty list this Christmas – this one’s for you!

RECOMMENDED: Find more Christmas shows in London 

Adult Christmas shows in London

  • Comedy
  • Finsbury Park

What is it? In a year that’s been weirdly high on eccenntric stage adaptations of Bram Stoker’s immortal vampire yarn, here’s Dracapella, a farcical retelling of the story of the undead count and his Victorian victims. Directed by Park Theatre boss Jez Bond and co-written by him and Dan Patterson, it’s a goofy spin on Stoker’s plot that for whatever reason includes a cappella renditions of classic rock hits – we’re promised ‘Somebody to Love’ and ‘Eye of the Tiger’.

Where is it? Park Theatre.

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