CoComelon: Sing-A-Long LIVE

Describing CoComelon to a non parent is a bit like trying to describe infinity to a dog, but let’s have a go. CoComelon is a weird American show accessible via Netflix that combines very saccharine, very American versions of nursery rhymes with garishly rudimentary CGI graphics. The individial episodes are freakishly long and by the end you tend to feel like you’re hallucinating, although preschoolers generally seem to enjoy it. This is a live show based on it: expect ‘If You’re Happy and You Know It’, ‘Wheels on the Bus’ and other such bangers, combined with actors dressed as big-headed children doing… something.