The Philanthropist

Theatre, Comedy Trafalgar Studios , Whitehall Until Saturday July 22 2017
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Simon Bird struggles in this misjudged revival of an early Christopher Hampton play

For the first half, it almost works. ‘The Philanthropist’ is a 1969 play by Christopher Hampton, best known for his film and stage adaptations of ‘Les Liaisons Dangereuses’. This revival comes with an unusual director – plummy uber-thesp Simon Callow – and an unusual cast, including sitcom actors Simon Bird and Matt Berry, and model Lily Cole.

Some of the surrealist ’60s humour has aged terribly: an ongoing joke about a far-right terrorist gunning down a group of MPs feels entirely charmless in 2017.

But with some reservations it’s pretty solid, pre-interval. Unworldly Oxford don Philip (Bird) and his exasperated fiancée Celia (Charlotte Ritchie) are hosting a dinner party. Their most notable guest is awful novelist Braham (Berry), an outrageous provocateur and self-publicist whose considerable gifts are entirely channelled into working out what he can do that will horrify people the most. Playing Braham as a self-satisfied monster in an impressively hideous purple suit, Berry isn’t exactly stretched, but is pretty funny. And his sort-of-showdown with Philip is entertaining, as the blithe academic infuriates the puffed-up proto troll by failing to be even remotely offended by him.

The party ends with Philip unwittingly rebuffing Celia, instead being led to bed by his oversexed colleague Araminta (Cole, charming in a posh, one-dimensional way).

The second half is almost unbearable. Philip embarks on a tedious voyage of self-discovery, via long conversations with Araminta and then Celia, in which he becomes increasingly despondent about his inability to understand other people. I’m not convinced it’s great writing, but in the hands of a really strong actor – Simon Russell Beale was the last to play Philip on the London stage – it’s something to work with. Simon Bird, bless him, is not a really strong actor. A bemused grin and a couple of neurotic tics is pretty much his entire emotional range, but he’s required to anchor the entire play, in a role more tragic than comic. He’s simply not up to the job – pluckily droning through a role whose emotional nuances are far, far beyond him, with no Berry for light relief.

Why an old hand like Callow believed virtual stage newcomer Bird would be able to nail the part I can’t imagine. The director has assembled the perfect cast for a funny, youth-orientated play – but that’s not what ‘The Philanthropist’ is. Hardcore Berry fans might consider it, but otherwise it’s a desperate slog of an evening.

By: Andrzej Lukowski

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Charles B
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I fell for the idea that this would be a good way to encourage my teenage son to enjoy theatre.  with some of his favourite actors from tv in the cast, he was persuaded to come along.


What a disaster.  


Why cast actors aimed at a younger audience  in such an old fashioned play?  The play depends on the sort of "witty" dialogue that may amuse a fusty radio 4 regular, but leaves anyone else cold.  I registered each carefully phrased joke, and heard them fall flat in the auditorium.  How awkward to hear the cast laughing at each others jokes because the audience didn't.  


Maybe the fault is in the actors not really understanding the material themselves, so they are unable to pace it correctly.  Their inexperience on the stage was so obvious, it was like watching a particularly poor student effort.  It wasn't just that they weren't able to project, they just stood around looking uncomfortable most of the time.  They didn't know how to react to others when it wasn't their line.  A real director may have been able to coach them better, but a moonlighting actor isn't up to the job.


And then the "smoking".  On the occasions when they did manage to light the cigarettes they were supposed to be smoking, their discomfort in dealing with the smoke was funnier than the play.  Given this, why insist that they smoke at all, other than when the plot requires it?  It only helps to stress how old fashioned the play is.


Twelfth Night at the National with another member of the Friday Night Dinner team would have been a much more entertaining way to get my son into theatre, unfortunately I chose this one.

GirlAboutLondon
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Not even such a strong cast can pull of this slow-moving, lacklustre play.

It started off with a bang and I loved the scene where everyone is gathered at a dinner party, but being a bit star struck from seeing so many well-known faces (not to mention Lilly Cole's incredible hair) wears off after a while. By the second half the scenes consisted of only 2 people on stage having long-winded conversations, and I felt like resting my eyes (someone behind me let out the odd snore).

That's not to say the cast weren't good-they actually were but the script and pace of the play just didn't work for me.

Also- I find Trafalgar Studios' seats really uncomfortable which didn't help!

Georgie
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I read reviews for this play after I had booked the tickets and had a bit of instant regret, but actually, I thought it wasn't even half as bad as some of the reviews below. In fact, I enjoyed it a lot. I didn't know the play at all and must admit it was the cast that made me book tickets (which were a steal at £14.50 each).


I did find Matt Berry's character was just an extension of his well-known TV personalities, but it seemed to work. I also thought Lily Cole did a super job of portraying her character's sociopathic, remorseless characteristics. She seemed to be a fascinating character, and I felt I understood that character and her motives better than nay of the others.


Alongside this I enjoyed the costume and set design and found the unexpected twists that bookended the play enjoyable and fun. I'd say that no, it's by no means the best play i've ever seen, but for £15 I think it's worth going to to form your own opinions.

Emma G

A real disappointment as on paper this should have been great. I saw a production of this with Simon Russell Beale quite a few years ago which I loved. This production just felt flat and  was insipid. The cast weren't as polished and sharp as I would have expected and it really dragged in the middle. Maybe my memories of 10 or so years ago were a bit rose tinted? 


Oh well, here's hoping Twelfth Night at The Globe and Woyzeck at the Old Vic will hit the mark after a pretty dismal run of plays I had thought would hit the spot.  Obsession is nowhere near as bad as some reviews would indicate and yes, Don Juan in Soho is every bit as atrocious as everyone says. You have been warned!

Marco D
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GLORIOUSLY TRAGIC!

The Philanthropist unfortunately is not a hit and it didn't quite do it for me. It was a little bland and flat at times, but then it did have its funny moments during the play.

What makes this play catchy to the audience and the public is definitely the cast.

I have to be very honest here and say that the only reason why I really wanted to go and see The Philanthropist was to see Lily Cole. I'm a huge admirer of her work as a model. To see her on a West End stage was incredible, but she lacked a certain je ne sais quoi.

The storyline is interesting and it definitely is relatable to what's happening in the world right now. I definitely loved the 60s/70s style to the story. I did love the styling on some of the cast members and it definitely had the flamboyance of the sixties.

The conversations weren't much of an importance and I guess we've all seen and heard it before. So called murders, killings and so on. Fancy dinners, conversations on the Prime Minister and writers being assassinated were the core issues being discussed alongside marriage and relationships. They all end up somehow intertwined in a triangular mess.

The scenery and props on stage looked immaculately designed and costumes are elegantly styled, most especially on Lily Cole and Charlotte Ritchie.

There was a scene that involved a gunshot and that was impeccably executed. It made me jump so much that I started to question myself. How did they make this section of the play so realistic? Especially with the blood splattering on the wall.

It's delightful in ways and it's almost pointless at times. The pointless parts of the play is what makes it so ridiculously funny.

Philip (Simon Bird) is definitely witty and preposterously absurd in a good way.

Absolutely obnoxious of what surrounds him professionally and personally in life.

Celia (Charlotte Ritchie) is fierce and demonstrates a tremendously strong character on stage.

Braham (Matt Berry) is ravishingly insane and thinks he's the coolest guy in town.

Donald (Tom Rosenthal) has a close friendship with Philip. He is incredibly ridiculous, but has an intellectual quality to the character.

Araminta (Lily Cole) is gorgeously presented. She definitely made me laugh. She oozed a certain quality that wasn't quite their yet. She reminded me of a giddy, air-headed hipster.

The seating at the Trafalgar Studios are extremely comfortable and no matter where you sit, you'll be able to have an excellent view.

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Raine B

Ignore the miseries here, this was a funny and delightful outing. Any niggles with timing or delivery have clearly been resolved. The audience last night enjoyed this wholeheartedly with loads of laughter. 

G G

Nowhere near as bad as some of these reviews would indicate, but not outstanding either. I saw a production with Simon Russell Beale a few years ago which I remembered fondly so was probably inclined to like this play. Solid enough but unless you are a particular fan of Christopher Hampton, wouldn't recommend this. If you are or like the attractive and winning cast, there is enough to enjoy to justify the ticket price. 

Ken D

Agree with the main review and the other people on here who have said this was dreadful, the first half was sort of OK, no major laughs but it seemed affable enough, although terribly dated. I only stuck around after the interval because I was hoping to see more of Matt Berry, but instead we got another hour or of so of Simon Bird doing a very poor version of Sorry, with even less laughs  - by the time it dragged itself to the finish I had hoped we might get to see Bird's character blow his brains out too but alas it just spluttered to a halt, without much of a point to the previous two hours proceedings. Just glad I 'only' paid £20 to see it, I would have been furious if I'd paid top price to see this.

Shani A

Yes, this is a truly dreadful production. With the exception of Simon Bird who at least has some energy, the rest of the cast are wooden, listless and hopeless. Matt Berry is underpowered, unconfident and unconvincing, Tom Rosenthal gabbles and swallows his lines, Charlotte Ritchie is physically uncomfortable and her acting lacks emotion or range, whilst Lily Cole drifts around the stage, uttering her lines in a bizarre accent. She has long legs but no discernible acting ability.


Nor can I see any pressing reason to revive the play. The background of the Prime Minister and the cabinet all being murdered is in curiously poor taste nowadays, as is Cole's monologue explaining why her character is sexually voracious: basically she was raped by her uncle and then imprisoned by another man. (In Cole's inept hands, it's impossible to tell whether this was intended to be comic or moving. Needless to say, it manages neither.)


The coup de theatre at the end of the first scene is impressive. But I wish I'd left after that as there was no point to the rest of the evening whatsoever, and precious few laughs.


Avoid!


Elizabeth P
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I had such high hopes for this, given the cast and director. The actors on stage made it an entertaining few hours but there was zero substance behind it. I found Tom Rosenthal to be the highlight- but the other characters all fell flat on me and I struggled to understand the point of any of them or care what happened to them. The storyline itself is just poor and I literally have no idea what I'm meant to conclude from it. There were a few amusing moments and witty lines but overall was disappointing and a bit awkward.

Vera S
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I've finally learnt something about Trafalgar Studios - and that is their approach to theatre values big names over big plays, so to speak.


I've previously visited the Studios and saw Jesse Eisenberg in the Spoils, which made for a rather entertaining play in my opinion, with witty turns; but we can't say the same for the Philanthropist unfortunately. As a regular theatre-goer and a biased theatre critic, I was ready to dismiss the Time Out reviews I read in advance, but I can't bring myself to it now. I'm a big fan of Matt Berry (he could be talking nonsense for hours and I'd still be entertained), and the rest of the cast was really quite good, but somehow noone seemed to be settled in their roles.


The story, if we can speak of one, doesn't stand very strong. Give me a play with little movement and long dialogues any day, but dialogues and thoughts in the Philanthropist are commonplace and really present little for consideration. Cliché stories and monologues, over-played characters and Simon Bird's Philip as a completely unbelievable character best describe the play. 


The characters are dismissable - nobody really matters in this story, and what they say matters even less. Charlotte Ritchie's Celia declares lies are more interesting than the truth - but in this case, not even the colourful lies grabbed my attention enough. Not the one night stand, not the parliament shooting nor the Liz-Dom relationship really add to the story, so one has to wonder - why bother?


It's a new sensation to me, not to enjoy a theatre play, but I found nothing appealing in the Philanthropist, sadly. Except for Matt Berry of course* (*very biased).

Claire B

Not too bad but still feels a little underbaked. Simon Bird is fine but I found some of the delivery and reactions of other cast lacked crispness and didn't feel assured. The play itself is one which just doesn't seem necessary to revive. It's resoluetly old fashioned but doesn't have enough charm nor charismatic cast to get through on that basis alone. With old hands like Roger Allam or Mark Gatiss for example this would work a treat. I suspect this will tighten and improve as it goes along and will probably get a solid 3 stars from the press.


This is the second play I have seen of late which seemed unnecessary for a revival. Don Juan in Soho up the road suffers from the same lack of oomph and relevance. Both are flimsy and suffer from some quite second rate performances and try far too hard to milk laughs which aren't there. This one,  unlike Don Juan, is no bomb of the first magnitude and if pressed, this is the more accomplished, but I would say the pair of them are probably the weakest things I have seen of late. With so many excellent productions of the last decade or so, why are these the two which have gotten onto the West End?

evanschris
Tastemaker

This play was strange. After hearing that they had modernised it, I was slightly disappointed it was not more modernised. I feel it was slightly overly intellectual and the only modernisation they had done was to warp the characters around the actors playing them. Anyone who has seen the actors before in their major roles will be comfortable as they essentially play very similar characters. Simon Bird plays pretty much his character from Inbetweeners, awkward and unable to deal with strong women. Charlotte Ritchie essentially is the same character as her's from Fresh Meat - sleeping with her teacher and everything. Mat Berry plays a pretentious arsehole - a character he seems very at home with. A highlight for me was the very short performance from Inbetweeners 'Big John' which was hilarious to see. 


It was great to see Simon Bird on stage and I hope he does more plays, he is a great actor even if he pigeon holes himself somewhat.


Overall I enjoyed some of the play, despite being quite close it was rather quiet, and I thought some of the over intellectual jokes were a bit poor. It felt a bit too pretentious and middle class to fully enjoy.

Colin R

After seeing this I trawled the internet to try and find some official reviews and couldn't find a single one. Does the theatre critic world feel some kind of obligation to the producers or director not to write criticism because of the names involved ? That seems very strange.


Anyway... the play is terribly miscast and the performances awkward. There are some genuinely entertaining moments especially from Simon Bird who is the only person on stage who seems to have understood the writer's intention with his character: the others struggle to make sense of their lines and the pace and timing of delivery is often uncomfortable. The female characters are played particularly poorly. A classic case of producers casting with the emphasis on celebrity rather than suitability. 


Much of the blame must go to the director of course: a national institution he may be and unquestionably a fine actor, but as a comic director he has fallen well short here. 


Maybe the official critics feel the play should just be allowed a quiet death.


David C

It's a stinker. Saw a preview on 13 April and was deeply unimpressed (I'm a regular theatregoer). The lack of stage experience of most of the cast really shows.

Sue S
tastemaker

Really enjoyed this play and it was very easy to like. The actors had great comic timing in what was not particularly a comedy. I thought Simon Bird was especially on form though would be interesting to see him stretch himself in more challenging roles. Would recommend for those who don't go to the theatre much as a toe in the water experience.

Helen Z

Really likable.  Berry and Bird are on fine form and unlike Don Juan on Soho which I saw tonight, this looked as though the cast were working to give the audience something to enjoy. A good diversion and well worth a visit if you want something fairly undemanding played with real flair, but the play itself is not one I would have thought worth reviving. I suspect it will get pretty good reviews though. A three starrer for me. Good but not great.

SB B

It strikes me that Time Out didn’t actually go see this play, as their review is not quite accurate. Firstly, Matt Berry’s novelist is hardly the central character. Secondly, to use the lazy, broad brushstroke of ‘millennial faces’ is both an insult to one of the city’s largest demographics and frankly, irrelevant to the review. Allow me - as someone who saw this from the back row on opening night - to offer a real review.


The Philanthropist opens with some good comic timing, particularly from Tom Rosenthal who I thought carried the play. But the timing of this story is awkwardly inappropriate when you consider that one of the themes of the play is a shooting in Parliament. Not Callow’s fault, obviously, but the audience visibly squirmed at this. 


Charlotte Ritchie is excellent as the dislikable Cynthia and could teach the rest of the cast a thing or two about vocal projection. Simon Bird plays, well, Simon Bird in everything ever, although is likeable and oddly charming. However, overall the play lacked pace, timing and editing (my companions yawned throughout act two). Lily Cole was nowhere to be seen, and the theatre offered no forewarning that an understudy was to take one of the lead roles. Whilst I appreciate how hard it must be to step in on opening night at the last minute, Araminta was weak, sloppy, inaudible and the character seemed as sexually suggestive as a Digestive biscuit.


Opening night is always tricky. Matt Berry didn’t seem ready. The theatre was cold. The cast were rushing. The jokes fell thin. But most of all, the anachronistic themes of the play jarred with the very identity that London has created for itself in the past twelve months. The Philanthropist isn’t relevant, and we didn’t resonate.

Richard N
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The Philanthropist is a bit of an oddball piece. Largely character driven with less in the way of narrative, it's a play that's heavily dependent on its actors to grab you by the heartstrings and tug heart, along with its range of comic moments. Even though it's advertised as a comedy, it's more dark than the sitcom fare we've come to expect from stars like Simon Bird (The Inbetweeners) and Matt Berry (The IT Crowd). Both of them are certainly a draw to the play, and it feels like the crossover we never knew we wanted if their onscreen characters had ever ended up meeting onstage, with Bird playing a philology professor while Berry plays a pompous, crass writer, and very much retaining callbacks to their TV characters. With a darkly witty script, Hampton's play evokes uncomfortable laughter throughout, but suffers from pacing issues, particularly in the second act. He says a lot and waxes lyrical, but I couldn't help but feel it might have benefited from some editing down. Nonetheless, there's some very clever moments in between, and it's a genuine mystery as to how the play eventually ends, where anything could happen in this university town in the 70s, a time of great change and sexual liberation.