The Captain’s guide to… Throwing a legendary Christmas house party in Leeds

A bathful of beer bottles won’t cut it. Prep some serves and stay adventurous: make a few Spiced Ciders with Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold, cider, bitters and spices, and your crew won’t want to go anywhere else.

Chipolatas on sticks. Chicken drumsticks. Mince pies. Whether you want to go the full Nigella and make them yourself, or you’re the sort to make a last-minute dash to the supermarket in your party outfit, keep your guests full and happy with a generous spread.

We’re sorry, but it just isn’t a Christmas party without Slade’s ‘Merry Xmas Everybody’ getting at least one spin. To stop your shindig from flagging, ensure your playlist is packed with bona-fide bangers. Check out our countdown of the 50 best Christmas songs ever – and it even has a Spotify link to make it easier. Our gift to you.

The theme is already chosen for you – it’s Christmas, so make sure even the most Scrooge-like of guest gets into the spirit by providing a boxful of Santa hats, glittery face paint and full-on elf costumes. Visit the vast Sandroy fancy dress in Cross Gates, or the costume hire department of the West Yorkshire playhouse if you're feeling fancy. Fact: it’s impossible to be sad while wearing a flashing reindeer jumper.

Sure, your friends should be the first on the list. But you see them all the time: at the best parties, the assembled massive are a proper mixed bag. Invite a few sailors, some drag queens, a group of OAPs and a couple of acrobats, and watch it all go off. Everyone can live like a Captain.