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Splat the rat, a gurning contest and welly wanging are coming to Greenwich Market for the spot's summer fete. If you're a dab hand in the kitchen, why not enter the cake decorating contest? Or if your culinary creations are less star baker and more straight in the bin, then the ugly cake contest might be the competition for you. Either way, it's set to be a fun day for all the family, with more bunting than you can shake a (candyfloss) stick at.