If you’re Hank Marvin, get yourself down to this Cockney feast serving up delicious helpings of pie and mash. The festival will bring together London’s most prized purveyors of pie with all the traditional trimmings, including liquor, gravy, jellied eels, cockles and rollmops. Wash down all that pastry crust with local craft beers and treats at the gin cocktail bar. There’ll also be singalongs around the joanna, rhyming slang battles and a Fools and Horses Pub Quiz. Who ate all the pies? It’s anyone’s guess!