Honestly. To quote Amy Winehouse, what kind of fuckery is this? To our intense relief, no previews were available of this insultingly pointless-sounding new series. But we’re guessing that someone looked at the success of ‘Celebrity Masterchef’ and wondered how the formula could be mangled and brutalised until it appealed to the ‘TOWIE’ set.
And eventually, they came up with this, a reality show in which incredibly minor celebrities receive training to give beauty treatments. The desperate z-listers in the firing line (and to be honest, these are the heavy hitters of the field) include Helen Flanagan, Rustie Lee, Yvette Fielding, Jody Latham and Arg from ‘TOWIE’. But we daresay we’ll be losing most of them along the way, possibly tearfully after a botched facial or an errant Brazilian. As you’ll have gathered by now, we’ll probably give it a miss.
Acklam Village Market
A weekend street food market in west London, with a large covered area created from recycled materials. The ten stalls provide Cuban cuisine, burgers, barbecued wild game, Jamaican jerk, Indian, Peruvian and more. Plus Fuller's bar sell beer from micro-breweries, alongside the usual beverages. There's a big focus on the local community here, so on any one weekend you could find installations by local artists here, street entertainment, live music ranging from jazz to rock 'n' roll, DJs and even a pop-up beach.
Venue says: “Grab a cheeky drink and enjoy free live music in an epic space ... the mundane truly becomes extraordinary!”