‘Grill Em All

Newly relocated to Long Beach, this metal-themed, meat-slinging burger shop doesn’t serve a single patty that’s not obscenely dressed, and the Napalm Death ($16) tops them all. A medium-rare, half-pound patty gets drenched in gooey pepperjack, pickled jalapeños and cream cheese, then it's all topped off with fried jalapeño poppers and habanero aioli. It’s what we’ll dine on when the valkyries carry us over the rainbow bridge to Valhalla (which may be because it kills us as we’re eating it).