20 things we'd like to see on candy hearts in LA

We give the saccharine-sweet candy an LA-centric makeover in honor of Valentine's Day
By Time Out editors and Kate Wertheimer |
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Have u heard? Sweethearts—or Conversation Hearts—are ditching some of their classic slogans in favor of a few new "hip" phrases: "Pugs & Kittens," "Girl Power," "Luv 2 Dance." Apart from being icky, these additions just don't cut it in Los Angeles, and can certainly join the ranks of things you'll never hear an Angeleno say, whether they're natives or fresh off the plane. So we snacked on some hearts and dreamed up a few LA-centric replacements we'd like to see on everyone's favorite Valentine's Day candy. 

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la candy hearts, 101 and only

la candy hearts, boo in the 'bu

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la candy hearts, la woman

la candy hearts, in-n-out

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la candy hearts, i've got (holly)wood

la candy hearts, call my agent

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la candy hearts, avocadon't be cruel

la candy hearts, they're real

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la candy hearts, let's taco bout it

la candy hearts, surf's up

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la candy hearts, honk if ur horny

la candy hearts, far mar friends

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la candy hearts, hotter than the sgv

la candy hearts, my dim sumthin'

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la candy hearts, valley girl

la candy hearts, gluten-free

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la candy hearts, carpool buddies

la candy hearts, curves like mulholland

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la candy hearts, take me... to lax

la candy hearts, i <3 la

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