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- “No, I never take the train past 10pm by myself.”
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"Of course I quit smoking! Nobody smokes anymore."
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“No, I don’t live anywhere near/ever go near the place that that shooting/stabbing/bombing you saw on the news took place."
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“Yes, I wear that Fit Bit you got me all the time.”
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“I don’t go to happy hour that often…”
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"No, I never drink wine when I'm taking Xanax."
- "No, I would never try cocaine! This isn't the '80s."
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"Of course I have renter’s insurance!"
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“Yes, I made sure the air conditioner was stabilized so it won’t fall out the window and crush somebody."
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“Yeah, mass was great.”
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“Yeah, I cook every night. I almost never eat out or order in."
- "Oh Central Park is super well lit at night, it's totally safe!"
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"Yes, I carry the pepper spray you bought me absolutely everywhere."
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"Sorry for not calling you back! My phone’s been dead all day!"
- "Honestly, most of my money just goes towards groceries."
- "I don’t even go out that much."
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"I'm probably just going to spend a quiet night in watching a movie."
- "Yes, my 401K is set up and I save every month!"