Though it seems that my dreams of wearing my skimpy new Japanese bathing suit keep getting dashed by this grim weather (are we in England?), it looks like the really hot stuff is going down indoors. On Friday, June 16, the wicked-hot dinner party LUST returns to Brooklyn, offering guests the chance to eat meals entirely off of nude models, strip down in "sensual lounge areas," drip wax on human candelabras and party with a crew of "lascivious ladies and sexy man slaves."
The summer edition of the party offers dinner from 7–9:30pm, at which you'll have to use your hands to try delicacies off of nude models. From 9:30pm–3am, the main event goes down, at which you'll witness some of the kinkiest stage acts you've ever seen, wander into designated cuddle puddles and private dungeons and get real close with the scantily-dressed cast of performers.
LUST comes from the mind of performance artist Abby Hertz, and though it's guaranteed to get freaky, Hertz assures that it's strictly above the belt, and that any non-consensual play will get you kicked out. Otherwise, have at it. You can buy tickets here.
Better dry-clean your harness now.