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Joke of the week: Jim Tews

Tuesday April 3 2012

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I know I’m maturing because the last time I took a nap, I dreamt that I paid all my bills for the month. Then I woke up with an erection.

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Jim Tews plays If You Build It Saturday April 7, 2012 and cohosts Chest Hair Tuesday April 10, 2012.

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Joke of the week: Jim Tews