Pilates and Barre
Pop Physique is the sexy newcomer to NYC’s barre scene. (Confused? Barre is basically a workout that revolves around a handrail.) PP hails from L.A.’s Silver Lake neighborhood and gives off an American Apparel meets Drake’s “Hotline Bling” vibe. During the 60-minute class for beginners—sorry, we mean “virgins”—after a quick warm-up you’ll squat, lift light weights, and stretch to an upbeat soundtrack of Top 40 hits and ’90s jams. Pop Virgins can enjoy 35 unlimited days of sessions for a cool $150. 31 W 26th St, second floor (646-502-7727, popphysique.com). Daily at various times; $32/class, new client offer $150/35 days.
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Bari’s approach borrows principles from Pilates, yoga, dance and martial arts to create a killer full-body workout. It’s a results-driven program that makes use of fancy-pants technology like Suunto heart-rate monitors and ultrasound measurement systems to track progress and body composition. But before embarking on your Bari journey, you must take a prerequisite BariOne class to learn the fundamentals. While you’re there, keep an eye out for sweaty celebs. See, you’re rubbing elbows with A-listers already. 23 Leonard St (212-966-2274, thebaristudio.com). Various dates and times; $35/class.
Warning: If you’re new to Pilates, you will encounter what looks like a medieval torture device in class. Well, fear not, it’s actually a reformer, and with regular use, the resistance machine will help you sculpt lean, flexible muscles. To get acquainted with the apparatus, schedule a personal or small group session at this Queens favorite. If you’re too intimidated, opt for the mat class, which takes you through the basic moves on—yup, you guessed it—a mat. 23-08 30th Ave, third floor (929-296-9292, perfectposturepilates.com). Various dates and times; $18/mat class, new client intro rate $100/two private classes.
The Living Room is worth getting off your couch for. (Sorry, we couldn’t resist that one.) Shape lean muscles and break a sweat with this hour-long session, which fuses cardio with traditional mat Pilates. The class sizes are small, so you can expect a lot of hands-on adjustments and attention. And while the space boasts state-of-the-art equipment, the vibe is more cute-and-crafty Brooklyn space than gym. 336 Grand St. (347-460-2119, thelivingroombk.com). Wed at 7am, Sat at 11am; $35/semi-private class.
Don’t know your downward-facing dog from your tortoise? (Shame, shame.) At this one-hour-and-15-minute course, custom-made for yoga novices, an instructor guides you through a series of poses, introduces you to the terminology, answers your questions (e.g. “Wait, what the hell does asana mean?”) and provides hands-on adjustments. Yes, they’re really friendly here—Goodyoga Greenpoint boasts about its first-name-basis status with most students. By the time the warm-weather months roll around, you’ll be one of ’em, stretching in the alfresco studio garden. Namaste. 114 Greenpoint Ave, Brooklyn (718-473-7295, goodyoga.com). Sat noon; introductory special $40/four weeks.
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Bikram was the hottest yoga trend in the 1970s, and it still remains the best choice for yogis looking to break a sweat—and one of the best for breaking into yoga in general. The Bikram Yoga Harlem studio offers multiple 90-minute classes per day—many taught by amicable co-owners Adam Roper and Erik Cummings—each consisting of the traditional 26-posture series in 104-degree temperatures. For their first time to the studio, beginners are encouraged to get to the space 20 minutes early to learn the ropes and sign up for the intro deal, which allows students to take as many classes per month as they want for just $30. Oh, yeah—there are showers, too. Don’t sweat it. Daily classes at various times; $20/class, intro rate $30/30 days.
Music buffs looking to get, well, buff (and lean and flexible) will be right at home at I.AM.YOU., where the music is as integral as the poses. The resident DJ, vintaj, has hundreds of records in his collection, which spans salsa to house music and Europop to rock & roll. He curates a unique playlist for each class, many of which are led by Retox: Healthy Solutions for Real Life scribe Lauren Imparato. Each beat, chord and lyric is meticulously chosen to strengthen the bond between the mind and body. The classes at this downtown loft turned studio are challenging yet accessible, but if a session proves to be too tough, just take an early savasana and enjoy the tunes. 132 Mulberry St, suite 6E (iamyoustudio.com). Daily classes at various times; $30/class (includes towel and mat).
Forget that “gently down a stream” nonsense. At Row House, the indoor group rowing classes are vigorous sweat sessions guaranteed to burn major calories and build strong muscles. Even if varsity rowing wasn’t your jam in high school, you’ll have no problem picking up the technique—and the trainers are on hand to walk you through it. During the “Full Body 45,” you can also expect plenty of mat work, like squats and push-ups. Various locations, dates and times (212-757-6035, rowhousenyc.com). $35/class, first-timers $75/three sessions.
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Running. It’s simple, right? Not if you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. Ease into your new running regime with the North Brooklyn Runners (McCarren Park track, north side; northbrooklyn runners.org; Wed at 7pm; free): host a weekly two-mile group run for beginners; have experts tell you where you’ve gone wrong; and, best of all, keep at a pace suitable to those who haven’t jogged since high-school gym class. Want to get a head start right now? Hit the ground running this New Year’s Eve with a fun, no-pressure four-mile loop during New York Road Runners’ Midnight Run (Central Park, midpark at 72nd St; nyrr.org; Thu 31 midnight; $25–$65).
SoulCycle (think high-energy indoor cycling) is like the popular girl in high school; it’s no wonder the New York phenomenon has been praised, pirated and parodied. And even though you kind of want to hate the homecoming queen, once you get to know her, you realize she’s actually pretty awesome and not as intimidating as you thought. See for yourself with Soul101, the three-class package that will teach you everything you need to know about riding at SoulCycle, including proper bike setup and the signature moves. To keep you going as you dip into the cardio craze, instructors will blast beats ranging from dance to hip-hop. Various locations, dates and times (soul-cycle.com). $85/Soul101 package.
If you can maneuver through Times Square unscathed, then you’re basically a parkour expert. But if you want some formal training in “freestyle walking,” head to Brooklyn Zoo NY for the one-hour Parkour Adult Beginner class. The 10,000-square-foot custom-built facility is equipped with obstacle courses with poles, monkey bars, hurdles, walls and blocks—but no aggressive people dressed up as Elmo. 230 Bogart St (347-987-3228, brooklynzoony.com). Various dates and times; $100/hour for private lessons, memberships available.
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Find us a club with a trampoline-covered dance floor, and we’re there. Until then, JumpLife has us covered. During its 45-minute “JumpDANCE” class, you can expect club music by the likes of Calvin Harris, trippy strobe lighting and plenty of twisting in the air. The class is low-impact and requires zero dance skills. Note: There are no showers, and the changing area is coed. You can save yourself two bucks by bringing your own lock. 404 Broadway (212-966-2604, jump-life.com). Daily at various times; $28/class, three-class intro offer $55.
Getting tangled up in silk sheets sounds more like a lazy Sunday than an ass-kicking workout, but at Aerial Arts’ silks beginner-level class, you will discover muscles you didn’t know you had. You’ll learn to climb, invert and hang upside down. The classes are an hour long and are capped at six students, so you’re never left hanging—well, except when that’s the goal. 235 E 49th St (917-408-3576, aerialartsnyc.com). Daily at various times; $35/class.
If your workout doesn’t put you at risk of a concussion, are you even living? Okay, to be clear, before you ascend the 22-foot-high climbing walls at Brooklyn Boulders, you’ll be strapped in with all the proper ropes and harnesses, but that won’t stop the adrenaline from pulsing through your body as you reach for a hold and catch a glimpse of the ground far beneath you. Various dates and times; “Learn the Ropes” two-session pass $79.
Circuit and weight training
Kore combines the fundamentals of HIIT (high-intensity interval training) with the dim lighting and loud dance music (ear plugs are available) of a nightclub. It offers up to 12 60-minute classes per day, taught by an impressive roster of instructors, including former Cirque du Soleil performers, celebrity trainers and black-belt martial artists. At the move-at-your-own-pace sessions, expect to feel your muscles burn after a series of burpees, squats with medicine balls and jumping jacks. 336 W 13th St (646-869-4690, korenewyork.com). Daily at various times; $34/class, first class $20.
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So you’re ready to see what all that CrossFit fuss is about? Make BRICK your first stop. The two-week program will provide you with the basics of the CrossFit methodology. Learn specific movements derived from weight lifting, gymnastics and bodyweight movements, and the quirky language filled with acronyms and abbreviations. The early morning sessions, decked-out locker rooms (towels and toiletries are complimentary) and in-house Caveman Coffee bar make this spot ideal for a prework workout. 257 W 17th St (646-692-4005) · 465 Lexington Ave (917-388-2666) · brickspt.com; various dates and times; $35/class, first class free, 10-class pack $315.
If you’re injured, rusty or just plain lazy, it’s helpful to consult one-on-one with an expert to clearly define your goals and create a plan to achieve them. Brooklyn Strength offers an introductory three-session personal training package for first-timers. The Brooklyn Heights location is reserved for private sessions, usually taught by one of the founders, Cadence or Manuel, and is drenched in natural light. 14 Columbia Pl (347-384 2011, brooklynstrength.com). Various dates and times; $100/session.
Do you even lift, bro? If not, learn how to safely and effectively in a totally nondouchey environment with Maximum 28’s Lift 101 class. The four-week weight-lifting program was designed by the studio cofounder Jowanda and is intended for beginners only. It’s offered every Monday, twice a day, and the small class size—four students max—means you get plenty of personalized attention. SOMA Health Club, 107 South 6th St, Brooklyn (maximum28.com). Mon at 7am, 7pm; $75/five sessions.