American Psycho's uber-exclusive Dorsia restaurant is popping up IRL in New York City

Move over, Via Carota. There’s a new impossible table in town.

For tonight only, the fictional white whale of the Manhattan dining scene, Dorsia—yes, that Dorsia—is coming to life in New York City, thanks to a partnership between Ketel One Family Made Vodka and hospitality-tech phenom Dorsia. And no, Paul Allen is not invited.

A nod to the cult classic American Psycho, the IRL Dorsia pop-up will reimagine the iconic, never-quite-reachable restaurant as an immersive cocktail experience, where martinis come with a side of status—and a solid gold aesthetic. Hosted at one of the city’s top restaurants (location: naturally undisclosed until you're on the list), the night promises 1980s excess with modern martini flair. Expect signature drinks like the "First Name Basis" (a dirty martini with blue cheese olives) and the "Power Suit," a savory, umami-laced concoction with tomato-infused Ketel One and horseradish. Yes, even the cocktails are dressed for success.

In true Wall Street-era fashion, exclusivity is the main course. Beyond the velvet rope, guests will find a Ketel One martini tower, a cocktail-pick engraving station for personalized swag, ‘80s-inspired props (think vintage brick phones, Walkmans and briefcases) and retro Polaroids for that just-came-from-McCoy’s photo shoot. Custom coasters, matchbooks and restaurant-style takeaways only add to the dinner party-meets-culture-club vibe.

Even if you’re not on the guest list, you can still get a taste: Ketel One is giving away three coveted Dorsia Premium Memberships, which offer access to the world’s toughest reservations and cultural events, to fans who comment “IYKYK” on @KetelOne_US’s Instagram post and tag a drinking buddy. And for those already dining at top-tier NYC restaurants, the “Drinks on Dorsia” program unlocks signature Ketel One cocktails at participating venues, bookable via the Dorsia app.

“This collaboration will transform the Dorsia fantasy into a tangible experience,” said Ryan Hughes, the brand director for Ketel One Vodka, “and offer culture and dining enthusiasts a taste of next-level hospitality centered around the art of a perfectly crafted cocktail.”

The wait is over. Just don’t forget your business card!