The three things you need to know today in New York: Wed May 23

1. Fleet Week starts in New York today! Go celebrate by touring a historic ship or getting drinks with sailors. 

2. Patrick Terry’s Magic Hour is a new Off Broadway show from magicians. Go see it at The Triad for $25.

3. There’s a comedy show at Caveat tonight all about the Metropolitan Transportation Authority. You should go if you also think New York’s public transportation is the worst. 

For more events, check in with Time Out throughout the day.