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Photograph: Grant AskenEarlier, this guy bloodied his knuckle in a dispute over mugs, not drugs
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Photograph: Grant AskenOne thumb up for subtlety!
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Photograph: Grant AskenThe girl on the right's shirt says "I'm Not Irish," but from the three beers...
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Photograph: Grant AskenYou can tell he's Irish because of the double shamrock
Courtesy: funnyirishtshirts.comAgreed. Sobriety masks the brilliance of this shirt. Sobriety masks the brilliance of this shirt.
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Courtesy: funnyirishtshirts.comAlways read the fine printAlways read the fine print ("pretending to be").
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Slide show: St. Patrick's Day T-shirts

When wearing green just isn't enough, these novelty tees will let everyone know how awesome you are.

By Sarah Theeboom and Sloan Rollins

Choosing your St. Patrick's Day outfit requires serious thought. There will be photos of you on the Internet (you might even be in this slide show next year). You might wake up in a strange place without your wallet, and need to hitch a ride home from a stranger. And when you're face down in the gutter, you'll want the passerby who steps over your inert form to understand one thing: You're not just another drunk fool on a Saturday night. This (point to yourself while circling your hand) is an Irish thing.

Given the gravity of the situation, we looked through some of our old St. Patrick's Day photos, as well as, for sartorial inspiration. We're now sharing our finds with you, in the hopes that you will give careful consideration to what your T-shirt will communicate when you no longer can.

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