We know, we know – we grew up knowing 'Hotel 81' as a synonym for sleaze, dubious transactions and general immorality. But in all honesty, a Hotel 81 branch is your cheapest and easiest option to get away from prying eyes for an hour or two. Many of their branches have transit options with hourly rates away from the city's red light district, including Hotel 81 Cosy, with many a good bar and pub nearby, or Hotel 81 Heritage, which is just a few streets away from hipster haven Haji Lane. Like all the hotels on this list, Hotel 81 branches require identification for both parties when checking in.
The room is decent for its low cost: $40 buys you two hours in the room, and you pay $15 for additional hour after, and there was nothing too egregious with regards to the hygiene of the space (the sheets were clean – phew!). Heavy red curtains obscured the window, which overlooked the alley behind the hotel, but then again, who comes to Hotel 81 for the view?
Although its street reputation is not quite as unsavoury as that of Hotel 81, the Fragrance hotel chain is also known for its sleazy clientele, even as it has been trying to shed this image. Like Hotel 81, Fragrance Hotel Bugis has transit options with hourly rates. A double room costs $40 for a minimum of two hours, with $40 for every additional hour. The room we visited was small, with the bed taking up nearly the entire width of the room. The bathroom was equally tiny, and there were no windows. But if you're not fussy about your potential play area, this branch works fine for a centrally-located option. One note though: the radio station that blares through the PA system on the ground floor from 9am to 6pm can either be an irritant or a good way to obscure any noises you may be making.
Fragrance also has many other branches in numerous locations, and Fragrance Hotel Lavender has the cheapest rates of the hotels we visited, with $30 for two hours in a superior double and $15 for every additional hour. But don't expect anything beyond a basic hotel room with no frills.
For the whole night
The sleek red and white colour scheme and natural lighting in the lobby of the Amaris Hotel make this boutique hotel a charming and inviting destination despite the steeper price of $150 per night for a double room (breakfast included). However, as with most centrally-located boutique hotels, space is a precious commodity at the Amaris. That said, the large window and sunlight did help combat the feeling of being in cramped quarters – though for the purposes of this article, a cosy room might not be a bad thing.
Located right in the heart of bustling Chinatown, Santa Grand Hotel Lai Chun Yuen has standard rooms for $140 a night, which go for even cheaper if you book on their central reservation website. The quiet lobby has a plush Chinese aesthetic and their rooms are minimalistic in decor. The hotel faces Chinatown Food Street, which makes this location perfect for a hearty meal after your stay. Lai Chun Yuen is part of the larger Santa Grand chain, which includes Santa Grand Hotel West Coast off Clementi Road, mere minutes from the National University of Singapore. So if you don't fancy your roommate walking in on you, or if those dorm walls are a little too thin, this is a perfect option.
Tucked away in Joo Chiat, the Venue Hotel features a unique and classy lobby interior, with the standard double room simply-yet-tastefully decorated with plush purple walls. The Venue Hotel prides itself on its 'rustic location' away from the centre of town, and it's stone's throw away from Dunman Food Centre and many other F&B options in the colourful Katong area (the 112 Katong mall is also a short hike away). At $73 a night for a standard double room and $107 for a deluxe, the Venue Hotel provides one of the best deals you can get for a one-night escapade without having to hunt down the best travel insurance plan.