Quirky tube-themed cocktail bar that’s hot with tourists.
I really wasn’t expecting to like Cahoots, the vintage tube-themed bar that’s a bigger hit with tourists than Madame Tussauds. From its ‘tally ho’ e-comms after making a reservation, to the awkward ‘train guard’ actor on the door and his sheer refusal to break Mockney character, it was more fear-inducing than rush hour on the Central Line, and that’s before we’d even reached the ‘platform’ (you know, the bar).
Once inside though, we quickly relaxed into cocktail hour thanks to efficient staff, low lighting and retro (read kitsch) underground paraphernalia. It’s a little confused about what era it’s portraying (we figure it’s the Blitz), but you’re not really looking for historical accuracy – Cahoots sure isn’t taking itself seriously.
It’s all aided by a list of drinks spread across a newspaper-sized menu – plenty of options to get in the mood but a bloody long read. Luckily they flag a few from the menu to best suit certain tastes, and staff give recommendations.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, a Judy Garland (£10) arrived in cup and saucer. It was a refreshing citrusy mix of gin, aperol, grapefruit and camomille tea. For more of an edge, the old fashioned (£11) was a jolly good show, its foundations made from the bar’s ‘grog’ mix on the clever ‘Cahooch’ section of the menu.
Snacks are basic, failing to nail the retro thing (we can’t remember our ‘vintage’ relatives ever craving a crisp and salad cream sandwich) but are an extra bit of silliness presented in ration trays for quirk lovers.
You’re allotted two hours of drinking time, and we had to book far in advance to ensure midweek after-work drinks a deux. Our advice: ask for a seat in the carriage, the best spot in house, and save a trip for when friends visit from out of town. Or perhaps when you’re celebrating VE Day, or something?
13 Kingly Court
|Opening hours:||Mon-Wed 5pm-2am; Thur 5pm-3am, Fri 4pm-3am; Sat 1pm-3am; Sun 3pm-midnight|
|Transport:||Tube: Oxford Circus|
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Average User Rating
4.3 / 5
- 5 star:16
- 4 star:14
- 3 star:2
- 2 star:1
- 1 star:1
Pretty disappointed in this venue. I had booked an area for 8 and asked if two more people could come along, and they point blank refused, saying that "there wasn't enough room". Definitely not worth booking for a birthday, as they don't make the effort to accommodate you.
Had an absolutely lovely time at Cahoots - I cannot recommend it enough.
Not only is service top notch, with all staff in period costumes, but their attention to detail is just amazing. We went for birthday drinks with my partner, and the gang at Cahoots made sure ask us whose birthday it was, what my partner's name was and, on asking for the bill, our server brought us a cupcake with a candle, sang 'happy birthday' and presented us with a birthday card. I was blown away.
Everyone is friendly and smiley, which makes the experience even better. The setting is pure awesome, 1940s style tube station + carriage - the menu is a newspaper, the music is spot on, and the cocktails are so darn good you'll never want to leave. My recommendation is the Hot Folly - a sweet cocktail with a kick of chilli jam. Again, spot on.
£55 for four cocktails is a bit steep, but honestly, with all things considered (they even put us in the best seating area - the tube carriage - because they knew this was a celebration) I don't mind paying this much. I had a great time and will definitely be coming to test their picnic baskets!
I was completely transported back in time to the 1940s walking down the stairs into an old tube station and asking 'To see the captain', I was then led into an old world underground war bunker with amazing 40's music and even better cocktails, the role play of the staff that great you and bring you to your table adds a particularly nice touch.
Sure its a little bit on the expensive side but you're paying for the experience which is next to none (plus the free popcorn helps ease the blow!) The decor is fabulous with your menu as an old newspaper!
Its a recommendation I have for anyone coming to London who wants to have an authentic London night out! But definitely book in advance as it's very popular but yet still has that secret bar feel to it!
I loved that Cahoots was kinda hidden, retro costumes of waiting staff and the fantastic underground station decor from 40s. The cocktails were also really nice. The waiting people were very friendly at first. But the free Negroni offer on 5 June 2017 (details here: https://www.timeout.com/london/blog/get-free-negronis-on-monday-by-practising-your-italian-060517) was almost impossible to use at Cahoots!
When we arrived, I told the waitress that I would like to use Time Out offer for a free Negroni, she probably had no clue about the offer so she called the "Negroni guy." I told the same things to that guy and was about to tell him the code that I have already memorised. And he said he'll bring our Negronis, and disappeared. So I couldn't tell him the code when I was about to, because he didn't listen and suddenly went off. Then we switched to different cocktails. They brought our bill without us asking after 2 hours saying that there is a reservation for that table. But if so, they should have told us in the beginning. This was really rude. Moreover, they had charged us for our Negronis. I was cross. It was very very difficult to convince them they should be free as I mentioned the offer to two separate people WHILE ORDERING. The waitress told me at the end she would take them off the bill, and then while I was expecting that, the Negroni guy appeared again. He insisted that I should have told the words in Italian, and I said I was about to and I knew them and I told the words. I told him he disappeared and then I assumed he was convinced I knew about the offer. Nevertheless, he was not still convinced. I finally said I specifically came to Cahoots on 5 June for this offer, and why would I specifically order a Negroni if it wasn't for the offer?! I had to argue with two different people and it took me a long while to convince them to take the Negronis off the bill. In the end, I managed to take the Negronis off the bill, but these people ruined the otherwise pleasant Cahoots experience for us!
To Cahoots: If you don't want to offer something, then that's fine, don't. Nobody forces you to. Or inform ALL of your staff about your offers so that your clients wouldn't suffer. If I knew they wouldn't take Negronis off the bill, I definitely would order something else. Maybe also don't argue with your clients for only £24 (it's a small amount for a bar) and piss them off. I would definitely please the clients and this would let me keep them as future customers. But after this experience, we probably won't go back!
The attention to detail and overall theme of Cahoots is quite simply fantastic; tables set in vintage train carriages, draped bunting, tube maps and mismatched furniture all come together to set the perfect location for jolly good knees up. Female staff dressed in perfect vintage tea dresses and the men smart in their waistcoats all were additions to help the transportation back in time. I was very impressed.
During our visit, we were treated to gin based cocktails, with the option to purchase additional, as well as a hamper of classic English picnic goods. I was particularly happy with the vegetarian option; which even came with my veggie 'pork' pie, usually I find with a lot of vegetarian options I feel I am missing out but at the squiffy picnic I think I had an alternative meat-free for everything in the normal hamper! The food itself was delicious and extremely filling, but it is basic and very much something you could make at home, however, I do believe the Squiffy Picnic is more aimed at the overall experience and the food is just an addition to that.
If you're looking here on Timeout London for reviews wondering whether you should go to Cahoots, please stop contemplating it and make a booking now!
I say make a booking because the secret is getting out about this speakeasy bar and visitors turning up without a booking are likely to have to wait for availability, instead you can stroll on past down the stairs and back in time to the 1940s without delay.
The setting is a candlelit underground station come wartime bunker, the best seating is in the carriage area which is decked out like a retro tube. You can immerse yourself in the sights and sounds from that era, a 3 piece female vocal group called The Femmes were performing whilst we were there who were fabulous! Forgetting a couple of minor technical glitches, they sounded brilliant and I enjoyed the vintage spin they put on well-known modern songs - they looked the part too, elegant pinup style oozing class.
Like nothing I’ve ever seen before, the 65 strong cocktail menu is laid out as a newspaper, so I recommend taking your time to read and confer among friends before making your choice and hopefully you will not be disappointed – I managed to make 3 good choices however some others in my party were not so lucky and got drinks less to their tastes. Drinks weren’t cheap (but what can you expect in these parts). That said, you only really need a couple because they’re made by talented mixologists they do serve a fair bit of alcohol in each of them and therefore drink slower and can wash down with water in between – instead of some other places serving a concoction of mainly fruit juices and you end up necking it and ordering rounds back to back… just me? My favourite was "Quick One Before Take-Off" because you know you've picked a goodie when it comes in a mug with a digestive biscuit haha!
So what are you waiting for?!
Fabulous little speakeasy near the hussling southern exit to Kingly Court near Carnaby Street. Worth booking a table to get a spot inside the old train carriage, but if not, perching at the bar is great for watching the highly talented bartenders doing their thing. Lots of fun and extensive menu.
Absolutely love this place, I went for my birthday with a couple of friends and it was a real treat - something very different to your standard central London bar. Everything from the service to the atmosphere to the extensive cocktail list clearly had a great deal of effort go in to it - which made it worth the money and also worth the long waiting list to book a table! Which I would recommend, to really enjoy the atmosphere rather than standing at the bar. The cocktails were very good, although I can't remember what I had I would recommend any of the vodka selection, I tried a few.. Also when the staff got wind of it being my birthday they gave me a card and a mini birthday cake - which was a really lovely little extra. Not sure if the DJ is on every night (this was a Thursday) but he is awesome!
I could not recommend this place highly enough. I had 2 of the most delicious cocktails I've ever had in here. The atmosphere is so much fun. All the staff are in 2nd world war costume and character. Make sure you book early though, this place is ALWAYS full, or maybe try your luck straight after work and you might get a chance to stand at the bar. I LOVE IT!!
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