Bloom gin and rose lemonade by Fentiman’s, £2.99
Like a liquid version of easy-listening music, this is by far the most inoffensive drink we tried, which makes it the most dangerous. Kind of like a buttoned-up Victorian lady with a secret penchant for S&M, it’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Sweet, floral and delicate with gentle bubbles, you could easily accidentally sink a dozen of them and wake up all confused in a hazy opium den.
Great for: Making journey juice feel Victorian.