This is a middle-class joke, right?
It’s really not. It’s totally legit. You can now buy vodka made from quinoa.
But that's mental.
It’s really not. If you can make vodka from potato, barley and wheat, then why not quinoa?
Point taken. But I bet it tastes weird.
Actually, it’s great. It doesn’t have any of the ‘harsh’ edge of supermarket vodka. In fact, it’s so smooth, you can drink it neat. And being made by Fair spirits, it’s even Fairtrade.
Okay, I'm sold. Where can I buy some?
Order a bottle from firebox.com for £39.99.
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