Has 'Bake Off' inspired you to brush up on your culinary skills? Well, a new kind of cookery class could be coming to London, and Mary Berry would definitely not approve. Why? Er... because it's a semen cooking class, okay?
It's being billed as a BYOS (bring your own semen) class, and you'll need to bring around five teaspoons of the spunky ingredient if you want to make such delights as ‘Victoria spooge cake’, or ‘schlong island iced teas’. There are also rumours of chicken with a spicy jerk sauce and a semen-salted caramel dessert. Mmm, salty semen.
But it's got nothing to do with taste or health benefits. The class is being supported by sex educator Alix Fox, who said: 'While the idea of bringing cum into the kitchen will doubtless appall many people, some individuals find the idea of consuming such an intimate substance an incredible turn-on.' And if you're one of those people, you can sign up to get cooking here.
But be careful in the kitchen – you can't just pop down to Sainsbury's and get a can of jizz if you have a spillage, y'know. And make sure you apply the same rules you would when cooking with chilies: keep that stuff away from your eyes.
In more, er, savoury culinary news, Selasi from 'The Great British Bake Off' is going to open a bakery in west London