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Londoners reveal their weirdest sexual experiences

James Manning

We asked you to reveal the strangest things that had ever happened to you while getting intimate – and you didn’t hold back. What you are about to read is very, very NSFW…

‘My girlfriend went down on me on a bench opposite the Tower of London. Not one passer-by said a word.’

‘We were watching “Titanic” and then suddenly I was in the middle of a threesome.’

‘I once dated a guy who got off by closing his eyes and jiggling my butt cheek.’

‘He came so hard that semen came out of both my nostrils.’

‘He asked me for a foot job: like a hand job, but with my feet.’

‘She burped vigorously whilst giving me a blow job. It was surprisingly arousing.’

‘He started licking my forehead. WTF?’

‘After a one-night stand I found a condom (used but empty), a pair of socks and a packet of Super Noodles lined up neatly on my dressing table. I still have no idea what happened.’

‘Peanut butter.’

Now tell us: what’s the worst job you’ve ever had to do?


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