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We've seen a lot of crap property adverts over the years, but a new listing on Zoopla is a strong contender for the creepiest London property advert of all time. The six-bedroom house in Leytonstone looks pretty normal from the outside (pictured above), and once you step inside, it's not all bad.
This room has got a bit of a gross rug, and we wouldn't have necessarily stuck a fish tank in there, but other than that, nothing to see here.
Here's the hallway – a bit messy, sure, but who doesn't store a watering can in their hallway?
And then BAM, this.
There are so many things wrong here, it's hard to know where to start. Let's start small – those pillows are pretty gross. Oh wait, is that a crossbow on the wall? Oh god, there are guns, too. And knives. And is that a life-size Freddy Krueger model?! Yes, yes it is.
The Zoopla listing says the house is 'sure to attract a lot of attention', so you better snap it up soon if you've got a spare £1.2 million kicking around and fancy having nightmares for the rest of your life.
Photos: Zoopla
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