The Hitmen and Her

Cheekily very almost stealing the entire name of late '80s/early'90s clubbing TV programme 'The Hit Man and Her' – hosted by the unlikely pairing of Pete Waterman and Michaela Strachan – seven-piece live band The Hitmen and Her cover dance music tracks, but with real instruments and stuff. Expect to hear funky versions of tracks by Daft Punk, Swedish House Mafia (*shudder*), Calvin Harris, Rhianna and many more. There's also a special guest DJ, Josh Widdicombe from XFM, who'll be keeping the '90s tunes flowing all night. Dress like someone dragged you through the most violently garish patch of the '90s you can imagine.