‘The day I start functioning with only eight open tabs is the day I give up on life.’
‘It really frustrates me how often you need to cook to keep yourself alive.’
‘Don’t call me stupid, I prefer “intelligence-impaired”.’
‘Always questions, questions, questions. Where are the answers?’
‘From my extensive knowledge of Pot Noodles, I thought that all chicken stock was vegetarian.’
‘I’m going to set up a penis and vagina museum and call it “Venus”.’
‘Why is smoked paprika so much more expensive in Spain?’
‘I’m double-parkedwith coq au vin.’
‘Brownies are my Achilles tendon.’
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