Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

‘The day  I start functioning with only eight open tabs is the day I give up on life.’

‘It really frustrates me how often you need to cook to keep yourself alive.’

‘Don’t call me stupid, I prefer “intelligence-impaired”.’

‘Always questions, questions, questions. Where are the answers?’

‘From my extensive knowledge of Pot Noodles, I thought that all chicken stock was vegetarian.’ 

‘I’m going to set up a penis and vagina museum and call it “Venus”.’

‘Why is smoked paprika so much more expensive in Spain?’ 

‘I’m double-parkedwith coq au vin.’

‘Brownies are my Achilles tendon.’ 

Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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