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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

By El Hunt

The day  I start functioning with only eight open tabs is the day I give up on life.

It really frustrates me how often you need to cook to keep yourself alive.

Don’t call me stupid, I prefer “intelligence-impaired”.

Always questions, questions, questions. Where are the answers?

From my extensive knowledge of Pot Noodles, I thought that all chicken stock was vegetarian.’ 

I’m going to set up a penis and vagina museum and call it “Venus”.

Why is smoked paprika so much more expensive in Spain?’ 

I’m double-parkedwith coq au vin.

Brownies are my Achilles tendon.’ 

Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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