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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

By El Hunt

 She looks a lot skinnier. She was pregnant before, though, I guess.

I’m really attracted to 5B pencils.

It’s Blue Monday and I’ve got indigestion.

Would you rather have sausages for feet, or fish fingers for fingers?

I can’t wait to not inhale mould.’ 

London’s pigeons are looking well.

One hot chocolate and you bullshit like a trooper.’ 

Get off your bloody high horse and get on a Shetland pony.

I can’t wait for you to meet him, but never speak of his penis.’ 

My face is so dry, I look like I’ve been licking a window.

I’m dying of zinc, goodbye world.’ 

Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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