‘Why isn’t there a sausage emoji? It would be so much easier.’
‘I hadn’t even got out of bed and I’d spent over £1,000.’
‘My only problem with the lottery is that there are so many numbers you have to get right.’
‘I can’t get into my kombucha. It’s really stressing me out.’
‘I think I just ate tin foil!’
‘Is sourdough pizza actually sour?’
‘I thought pegging was when you put pegs on your nipples!’
‘I had a bad experience at school with soufflé.’
‘Your charm is peripheral.’
‘My husband was so much better looking before he became a vegan.’
‘There’s nothing really wrong with him. He just uses the wrong side of his brain.’
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