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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

By El Hunt

 ‘We need to find out how many blokes lose their balls on stag dos per year.

It’s a big salt-and-vinegar energy, the seaside, isn’t it?

My vegan birthday cake is like a beautiful delicious version of the poo emoji.

‘Thank GOD I have one carrot!

I’m going through a Mars phase lately. The chocolate, not the planet.’ 

Do you know who I haven’t seen for a while? Kelly Clarkson.

Your face looks like an elongated mango.’ 

I only want to get pregnant for the free dental work.

Let’s just hope that next time we’re here, we get puked on again.’ 

There’s been a lot of fluids on that carpet over the years.

Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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