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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

By El Hunt

 ‘I bought incense so my couch could feel at home.

I Marie Kondo-d my life before it was a thing.

Do I fancy you or are you just in a high-vis?

I’m totally into the idea of fake marriage.

We’re pivoting to Fortnite.’ 

Seeing his meme account was the last straw.

I wouldn’t have the balls to steal someone’s bananas!’ 

I’ll be honest: I only started drinking water a year ago.

God, you’re such a stressful loiterer!’ 

First off, we need to agree on the surface area of a crumpet.’

We have to paint the ceiling, too. It got squirted with breast milk.’ 

Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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