‘Henry, watch out for other people. They might not want a pterodactyl in their face.’
‘I am so attracted to your floor.’
‘Paris is just the same street over and over again.’
‘Are you telling me you have a black Armani bag full of your exes’ dildos?’
‘When a burger is taller than it is wide, you know it’s going to be problematic.’
‘I’m having an issue with that coconut.’
‘Your stains are going to be the death of me.’
‘I’ve got hands like a cow’s udders.’
‘I wouldn’t want anyone related to her to go anywhere near my spine.’
‘I’m really worried about my dad’s circumcision.’
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