‘Right, I’m breaking out the snack salami, it’s desperate times.’
‘I didn’t question his pubes!’
‘I could tell she liked me because she started talking about fantasy football.’
‘You had noodles for breakfast? Respect.’
‘And this is why I never gravitated towards falafel.’
‘You smell so minty, you’re making me feel chilly.’
‘So what? You share 70 percent of your DNA with sweetcorn.’
‘You can’t cancel Dalston.’
‘I just love St James’s Park –everything is touchable.’
‘I’m obsessed with blowjobs at the moment.’
‘We have no wifi here – talk to each other!’
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