‘Yes, the password is “Jesusislove1”. Capital “J” for Jesus.’
‘Everything is free if you have a spoon.’
‘I follow all political parties and some porn stars. I am very selective about my porn stars.’
‘I’m so angry with the dentist and the world because of the size of my cheeks.’
‘LA is just the Dalston of America.’
‘I don’t like rabbits: they’re too salty.’
‘…then she got him that gramophone as a peace offering.’
‘What do you mean, Bristol isn’t up North? I always thought that all you got south of London was Brighton and Poole.’
‘Yeah, we’ll see how unfuckable the situation is in the morning.’
‘There’s more to life than Acton Town station.’
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