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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

By El Hunt
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I don’t think you can use “hashtag badass” about yourself.

‘I’m tired just thinking about being awake.’

Is Jamiroquai a country?

‘I’m not attention-shy, I’m just shit.’

I’ve been really overdoing the blueberries recently.

‘Ambivalence is not an opinion.’

There’s something really undignified about a flaccid penis.

‘I don’t have much experience – I’m just fucking good at what I do.’

I do like avocados, but that’s not the reason I can’t afford to buy a house.’ 

‘I was rolling my boobs in disbelief!’

My family from Azerbaijan are here! I have some fresh magic bush for you.’ 


Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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