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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

By El Hunt

Who spilled Pimm’s on our charcuterie?

‘Have you ever had a cold wee?’

I’ve been at Kate’s all week – I had to drink supermarket-bought cava!

‘Before you go to heaven, you go to the pub.’

Are you really breaking the news of your engagement via Monzo pot?

‘A group of witches? A cupboard, mate – that’s what you call it.’

I don’t like skinny jeans. They’re too tight on my testes.

‘I once ate so much Monster Munch my tongue started to bleed.’

The two things I think about most are veganism and death.’ 

‘I don’t want to have to crawl through a hole to get my dinner.’

Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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