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‘I ended up in a Christopher Biggins YouTube hole yesterday.’
‘Quite frankly, this is the most unbalanced pad thai I’ve ever had in my life.’
‘No! I don’t want to go out with Jesus!’
‘I feel like my vagina’s lurking in that pic, so I’m gonna take another one.’
‘Sometimes I don’t know the strength of my own passion.’
‘What do you mean, they’ve taken away the crisps? Is this some kind of a Jamie Oliver situation?’
‘I don’t know anything about veganism, but I predict the next trend will be cannibalism’
‘I didn’t get to do any gardening. I made a PPI claim instead.’
Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!
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