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‘Funny: you always see famous people going through King’s Cross but never anyone from “EastEnders”.’
‘I don’t even want diamonds, just handbags!’
‘She needs to get herself to Berlin and get pregnant.’
‘Dance is an art. Unless it’s a dance-off. Then it’s a sport.’
‘I was so drunk my iPhone didn’t recognise my own face.’
‘Is it global warning or global warming? Yeah, it’s global warning.’
‘Maybe they’ve weeded out all the problematic corpses.’
‘What do you mean “Is it organic?” It’s cooked!’
‘I’ve actually gone right off prosecco ever since my champagne tour.’
‘She cheats at yoga.’
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