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‘Now that I’ve finally managed to find some star anise, I’m all set to take over the world.’
‘The only thing to kefir is kefir itself.’
‘The place to be? Hardly. There’s just a games arcade, and that place that fucked up my septum piercing.’
‘Yeah, I’m a bit confused about feet. I’m more of a metres guy.’
‘It’s the white elephant in the room.’
‘I don’t think that you should get pissed in a zoo.’
‘My cat cockblocks me all the time.’
‘He is genuinely always naked.’
‘Penguins don’t eat Penguin bars. They need genetically modified fish with jokes inside.’
Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!
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