‘I no longer order takeout because I have budget guilt.’
‘I got rabies in my bum!’
‘I just wanna be a rich bitch.’
‘You’d be surprised what you can fall in love with when you’re cold.’
‘He’s a really nice guy with a crème brûlée vaping machine.’
‘I don’t think gout is as glamorous as you think it is.’
‘I wanted to wait ’til they reduced the whole roast chickens and I ended up missing my flight to America.’
‘The mouth is really the bin of the face.’
‘I’ve got something really interesting to tell you about sperm after this.’
‘The only thing worse than dog dick is duck dick.’
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