‘Church is open, right, ’cos Halloween is the Devil’s birthday, yeah?’
‘What is it with people eating chicken in music videos at the moment?’
‘I’m not gluten-intolerant, I’m gluten-prejudiced.’
‘Guys, his cheekbones could cut steak.’
‘I’m vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow.’
‘He is heavily into very niche, intense hazing parties.’
‘My God, we had a lot of sex. I feel like my internal organs are all jumbled up.’
‘You can always tell how posh someone is by the size of their umbrella.’
‘The only thing worse than putting a label on it, when you talk about putting a label on it, is not putting a label on it.’
‘An ant is like a spider with an extra body.’
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