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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

By El Hunt

‘A real gentleman doesn’t build a double basement underneath his house.’

I think hating dogs on the tube is a real personality weakness.

‘Before we go down the aisle, Jägerbombs!’

His physique! Just these tiny little chicken legs…

‘You’re ten years younger than Glastonbury!’

What nationality is the plug?

‘To beer or not to beer, that is the question.’ 

Well, I don’t see why you wouldn’t spend all of your time covered in latex and tied up if you own a flat in South Ken.

‘I’m going to track-change the shit out of this thing!’ 

Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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