‘Tell her I’m giving away all the meerkats tomorrow.’
‘My mum plays Pokémon Go!’
‘I just know he handles computers: I don’t think he knows much about drugs.’
‘We found eight dead rats so I buried them, and now they’re fertilising the vegetables.’
‘I only want to get pregnant for the free dental work.’
‘You don’t even need a pee, you just want to pee on a swan.’
‘He’s 86 now, so he is an oxygenarian.’
‘I’m convinced there’s a ghost in my work toilets.’
‘Streaming has killed off the grower. Now, you need your growers to be interspersed with bops, bangers and tasty jams.’
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