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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

By El Hunt
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Tell her I’m giving away all the meerkats tomorrow.

My mum plays Pokémon Go!

I just know he handles computers: I don’t think he knows much about drugs.

We found eight dead rats so I buried them, and now they’re fertilising the vegetables.

I only want to get pregnant for the free dental work.

You don’t even need a pee, you just want to pee on a swan.

He’s 86 now, so he is an oxygenarian.’ 

I’m convinced there’s a ghost in my work toilets.

Streaming has killed off the grower. Now, you need your growers to be interspersed with bops, bangers and tasty jams.’ 


Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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