‘Come on: we can make sex robots – surely we can make a yorkshire pudding that travels.’
‘What do you mean, “Brexit isn’t a cereal"?’
‘Lottie had terrible chicken pox in Tuscany.’
‘You say you hate Christmas, but you can’t hate the Carnaby lights – they aren’t Christmas!’
‘I learned how to touch type from a nun.’
‘I simply cannot wait to meet a posh Keith’
‘London is the new Leicester.’
‘I don’t like the person I am when I’m eating Nando’s’
‘Do you think people from the past used quote marks more?’
‘Defrost your other partridge.’
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