‘I bought everyone delicious pastries, but you can’t have dairy… so you get a hug.’
‘Did you know that hippo milk is pink?’
‘And you should have seen us trying to get the fucking parrots into the hotel room.’
‘A lot of canned meat has started turning up in your baking – I took it that you were shunning me.’
‘I’m going to carpe the fuck out of diem.’
‘My boyfriend just messaged me to ask how to spell my name.’
‘Ugh, my life is just like one big fucking open bar.’
‘It doesn’t make poo. It makes you want to poo.’
‘I think whisky makes me more femme.’
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