‘I think more people would be vegan if it wasn’t for vegans.’
‘Do my fingers smell of fish or lemons?’
‘Brussels sprouts are basically cabbage embryos.’
‘I hope I took my Santa earrings off responsibly last night.’
‘People do say I have a resting nice face.’
‘What is a Rotary Club? Is it to do with chicken?’
‘We’re not 14 any more – we queue properly!’
‘I’ve started working for a start-up. They’ve just started, really.’
‘I think I’m sick of accounting. I think that’s where I’m at. I just want to own a food truck.’
‘My mate from uni bought a puppy from the same litter as the puppy bought by Damian Lewis.’
‘I feel all sticky, and not in a good way.’
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