Dogs do not need to prove themselves to us, but they’ve really stepped up recently. After the initial head-cocked confusion of ‘why are you home at 2pm on a Tuesday, buddy? Have you been fired?’, they helped to keep the lockdown doom away, one tail-wag at a time.
But I wouldn’t know much about that, because I do not have a dog – I had to steal one from a friend, so I could get the most out of this exhibition.
Only small-to-medium pooches are allowed into ‘Architecture for Dogs’, a partly interactive show of designs created with specific canine breeds in mind. This makes sense: Japan House, where it’s being held, has a shop filled with expensive ceramics on plinths.
Nino – the dog I have stolen – is allegedly a chihuahua but looks more like a dobermann that got zapped with a shrink ray, so he’s allowed in.
The display is fairly minimal, but it’s obvious how much fun these big-name architects had imagining a dog as their ‘client’. One structure from Atelier Bow-Wow is made to help dachshunds meet their owners’ eye-level (their stubby legs make it hard to hop up on a chair). There’s even a ‘wearable’ orange design for chihuahuas that wouldn’t look out of place at the Met Gala, which Nino shows absolutely no interest in.
Things are more fun in the interactive bit, where I can let Nino off the lead to run through the maddest designs. It feels like we’re competing in a Surrealist Crufts.
As an exhibition, this won’t blow your mind, but if you’re a London pet owner who spends a lot of time on street corners googling ‘is The Coach & Horses dog friendly?’, then this weird little afternoon out is for you.
‘Architecture for Dogs’ is at Japan House until January 10 2021. Find out more and book a free ticket here.
Want to run freely around some art? Let loose at Frieze Sculpture, but for God’s sake don’t touch anything.
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