The RVT Anti-Valentine’s Ball

The Royal Vauxhall Tavern’s revolt against the day of romance is back for the fourth time this year, celebrating February 14 in its usual way: with hate, venom and gore! This year’s promises cabaret, drag, games and plenty of surprises. This is a night for singletons and couples who hate V-day with a passion, so as usual, the longest-standing singleton will be crowned ‘Queen of the Ball’, while the longest surviving couple will be consigned to building some Ikea furniture in the corner of the room. There’ll also be a crap card competition, a damaged goods tombola, a worst dates confessional booth and a good old power ballad singalong before the Broken-Hearted Disco ’til late. The ideal night out for you and your favourite single ladies this V-Day.