A lifesize cardboard cutout of, erm, Angela Merkel
£29.99. www.amazon.co.uk
We've all woken up after a big night out with a figurine of Vladimir Putin riding a bear topless waiting on our doorstep, haven't we? No? Just us that drunkenly Amazon shops, then? You're missing out! Amazon.co.uk holds a wondrous wealth of weird stuff beside the everyday objects, you just have to look for it. Like glow-in-the-dark condoms so you can play sexy 'Star Wars' in the bedroom. Ahem. Or the nifty gadget that is the toilet bowl night light. That's right: a light inside your toilet, so you can pretend your pee is radioactive. Have a gander at our list below of 11 of the most bizarre items you can buy on Amazon.
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