Choose your own adventure: the office Christmas party

It’s now 7pm and you and your boss have necked a bottle of wine, a bottle of tequila and two rogue beers you found at the back of the fridge behind someone’s rotting pasta lunch. You are – to put it simply – shitfaced. And you’ve accidentally spent the past 30 minutes just monologuing the plot of the entire first series of ‘Love Is Blind’. The rest of the team will be at the venue by now. You panic: if you’ve missed the food you’re going to be fucked. Do you:

A) Get food just in case?

B) Go straight there, there’ll definitely be food?

OR BACK TO START.